But this guy, Mark, takes the cake.

Despite the Croc Wrestling get-up, he's two steps away from plagiarizing Che Guevarra, word for word. Even doing the ol' "I just travel to travel" bit, and hustling himself out as a globetrotting Jesus. He'd be drip in my radar, were it not for the fact that he irked me by dropping me a line out of the blue. Grr. Still, I wish him the best in his dream career: War Photojournalism.
I hope he catches everything war has to offer.
Right where it matters.